Asks that particular kind of question, all the time
Broken fingers, on the growth plate
Came to every home game
Can stay awake
Cheerful nagger
Coffee problem
Creative speller
Creative speller
Design enthusiast
Designer
Designer
“Do you want ice cream with that?”
Does the bills
Does the taxes
Does the taxes on time
Doesn’t like loud music
Doesn’t like music at all, really
“Don’t do it, Carter!”
Enjoys practicing the piano with Claire
Even tempered
Even tempered
Flat waffles
Flowers!
Folds laundry really, really well
"Gargle with salt water..."
"Gargle with salt water..."
Gets annoyed when she cries
“Go, Speedy Gonzales!”
Good natured
Good natured
Goes ahead and does major things without consulting or discussing them, because she figures you would have approved if you'd known
Goes ahead and does major things without consulting or discussing them, because she knows you wouldn't have approved if you'd known
Goes out and buys cats
Got called out when she was actually safe; yelled at ump
Had Sarah
Has a fun habit of answering your question by asking another question
Has a strange phobia concerning the placing of slightly soiled knives on a kitchen table that is going to be wiped off in a minute anyway
Has dent on the side of her nose, care of her 2nd daughter’s noggin
Has an acutely artistic eye
“Have I got anything in my teeth?”
Helps spouses be prepared for all the hostile people out there in the world
Her dad
Her brothers and sisters
Her mother
Her mother's hot fudge sauce
Her dad
Her brothers and sisters
Her mother
Her mother's hot fudge sauce
Homemade soup
“I’m telling you, brown and black match!”
Inexhaustibly industrious, unfailingly positive
"It's because you're not taking your vitamins!"
"It's because you're not taking your vitamins!"
Jerry Lewis as those three female back-up singers
Keeps at it until the job is done
Keeps repeating the same thing over and over until she gets what she wants
Kept paying for Caitlin’s phone for years and years, which was really annoying
Kept paying for Caitlin's phone for years and years, which was really awesome [this item is the only remaining trace of a successfully fended off attack from a hostile computer virus, Ed.]
La Cañada, California
Level headed
Kept paying for Caitlin's phone for years and years, which was really awesome [this item is the only remaining trace of a successfully fended off attack from a hostile computer virus, Ed.]
La Cañada, California
Level headed
Likes to talk out loud during the opening credits, at movie theatres
Loud laugher
Loud laugher when we show her something we have in our teeth
Loud laugher when we show her something we have in our teeth
Loves being cuddled by kids
Made Spence go on that Trek, which not only did not increase his testimony but actually caused him considerable trauma
Made those flannel blankets for the boys
Morning person, squared
Netflix binger
Never has all 10 toenails at the same time
Not too fancy, thankfully
NPR listener/amoral liberal
Often asks this question: “is that…?”
Once watched 8 Mile while folding church laundry
Participated at the Special Olympics, where she was mistaken for a Special Olympian
Pig food
Pig food
Practically killed that peach tree
Pretends to like that outfit you’re wearing, even though it’s extremely obvious that she doesn’t
Really loud laugher
Savage pruner
Scared of leaving phone messages
Sent her boys off to a Labour Camp
Strong backed
Strong backed
“Superstar,” in Tommy Boy
Sweet natured
Sweet natured
Takes your arm in an affectionate way and accidentally/painfully zings your funny bone
Talks back to temple workers
That Mum and Caitlin and Drew and Sarah laugh
That photograph in her grade 12 yearbook
That time she thought her water broke, but it didn’t
Thinks that clapping over and over again will make kids want to get out of bed and work and all
“Tiramisu…”
Tripped and bounced on that pregnant stomach that Matt was still living in
Two pushes, out comes Caitlin
Ultimately failed as an athlete because she has no killer instinct
Ultimately succeeded as a human being because she has no killer instinct
Ultimately failed as an athlete because she has no killer instinct
Ultimately succeeded as a human being because she has no killer instinct
Unfailingly positive, inexhaustibly industrious
Used to actually be afraid of pulling into other people’s driveways
Volunteered so consistently and consecutively and effectively that the school district ended up throwing jobs at her
"Watch out!"
"Watch out! I just ___."
"Watch out!"
"Watch out! I just ___."
“Well there you go.”
“What…would…Jesus…do?!”
Whenever she is thanked for something by her family, she responds with "Oookaayyy..!"
Whenever she is thanked for something by her family, she responds with "Oookaayyy..!"
(Sharon Anderson, born March 4, 1962)
